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Hetalia Dating Game!Author's Note: You'll want to keep track of which Bachelor says what so you can pick one at the end! Maybe keep a piece of paper handy? After you've read, comment below telling me who you'd pick!

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"(NAME) (NAME) (NAME)! You're awake!"
"Yeah, Feli, I'm awake *now*, thanks a lot," you said, looking at the time. 8:30, the clock read. Why was your Italian friend calling this early?
"You got-a come over, (Name)! I have a surprise for yoooou," he sang into the phone.
"This early? Fine, give me some time to get read

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Hetalia Dating Game! (Results)#1:
"I pick..." It was a hard decision, but finally...
"Bachelor 1."
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"I'm going to kill you, Frog-Face." Francis said something, but you didn't hear it. Y

The Comrade Family ep 1: Shall we Dance?

The *CF were standing in the back yard of the mansion.

(*"CF" is short for "Comrade Family", how the group of Wolf-chan, Tammy,

Shelby, Haley, and Dakota are referred to in short, when together)

"Aw, how'd WE get suck with mowing the lawn?" Tammy scowled, "It's a MANSION,

so it's gonna take FOREVER to mow all this..."

"That's why the *old man got THIS," Shelby grabbed the shed's handles, opening

the door, "The 'Lawn Trimmer 9000'!"

(*"Old man" is how the girls usually refer to Austria)

They all marveled at the sight of the wonderous, rideable mower before them.

"That must've cost a fortune." Dakota said in awe.

"It did, which is why

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Mr. Brownie looked up from his brownie cake. “But we were just about to sing.”
“Happy House-Painting-Day tooooo youuuu-” Teresa began.
“Lovely, Teresa. Be quiet.” Daly said. “Listen, guys, Perry’s had a bit of a shock and I don’t think he really wants to eat your brownie cake right now.”
“I’ll leave it for later, then.” Mr. Brownie said.
“No party? Aw.” Regina Lynde said. “I guess I’ll go back to my tree.”
One by one, the ghosts left the house. Finally, just Daly, Terrence and Perry w

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New In Town- Part Six“You know what my favorite part of that show is?” Isabella asked. “It’s when Marcus gets those visions.”
“Marcus is dumb.” Buford said. “Kenneth is the coolest character. He doesn’t let people push him around.”
“Phineas, I still didn’t get a chance to sign your cast.” Isabella said.
Phineas shrugged. “Whatever.”
Isabella looked surprised for a second. She turned to Baljeet. “Thanks for letting us come over to watch the episode you taped last night.”
“I Married My Car is the best show ever.” Buford said.
“I guess.” Phin

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Sure, there were safer places to stand. But for whatever reason, Ferb had chosen the rock.
He was just about to eat from the giant bowl of ice cream that had appeared next to him when the rock began to shake.
“Ferb! Ferb!” The rock said.
Ferb opened his eyes. Phineas was shaking him. “Ferb, wake up!”
Ferb blinked.
“I had a dream, Ferb.”
“So did I.”
“What was it?”
“I don’t know.” Ferb said testily. “I didn’t get far enough in it.”
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Pokemon previewErin::) (driving her private jet)
Naruto::? Did King Mickey actually allow you to have your own private jet despite being a Princess?
Erin::D Of Course! :) Even Marietta was okay with it.
Knuckles::roll: That's a start. :? So when do we get to this Pokemon Farm?
Erin::hmm: (takes out four little bags) :) You guys want salted nuts? :aww: You'll really like it once you're met Ash Ketchum, who wants to be a POkemon Master, and see all the gyms and badges as well.
Raphael::o Gyms and Badges?
Knuckles::o Ash Ketchum?
Naruto::o Pokemon Master?
Jack::o Salted Nuts?
Naruto, Knuckles and Raphael: :| Spicer.
Jack:^^;

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Vanellope stared at the guest with a stunned look about her.

Here she was, the one that was giving her so much trouble. The same one that had supposedly fled her room, and hidden all the gold coins she had earned. It didn’t matter how she had won them. What mattered was that she hand them over peacefully. It wasn’t like she was going to lock them away forever. Yet, the way Taffyta was reacting. One would think Vanellope was doing this on purpose. Even though she had explained to her less then two hours ago, that this suspension would only be for two weeks. Now she was in her own room.

It wasn’t t

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“It's called The Hunger Games, dumbass. And it's only THE greatest book series to ever grace this earth! Er...whatever what was left of Earth, anyway...”

“You humans write literature based on the vacant amounts of nourishment in your weird-ass digestive system? And...it's entertaining somehow?”

“Trying to inform trolls of human books is harder than a shit taken by my grandpa after he ate all that tofu and had constipation to go along with it.”

“What is a 'grandpa'?”

“Your mom, that's what.”

“What is a 'mom'?”

“Uh...you kno

reunion de pervetidosKashino: a ver... putos... que paso aqui?

Hakune: hola buenas tarde ¿como estan? ¬¬

Kashino: callao ¬¬U cuentame tu historia

Hakune: a ver... tengo un novio se llama Ringo es un lobito es mi uke <3

Kashino: si si...

Hakune: lo embarace ////Uuuu salieron gemelos y me casare ewe

Kashino: ....... ay dios! por que dicidiste tener hijos a ver ?

Hakune: no quise solo llegaron!! D:<

Dylan: debiste haverte cuidado

Nozomu: habla el que tiene como 3 hijos y uno en camino

Dylan: pues a mi no me viola mi Uke!

Saiko: calmado muchachos............

Kashino: parece que el unico que hace lo que digo es Saiko. Bravo!! un apaluso para el! *apla

Nunca mas un gusanitoTodo había comenzado con mi nacimiento, como el de muchos otros, rodeado de muchos seres iguales a mi pero en diferentes tonalidades, sus padres, unas hermosas mariposas con sus alas de varios colores, unas eran oscuras para confundirse con la noche o lo oscuro de su hábitat otras eran coloridas para combinarse con los colores brillantes de las flores y otras cosas que brillaban en aquellos lugares que parecían de cuentos de hadas, todos estaban rodeados menos yo, yo estaba en una orilla, olvidado y sin quien me cuidase pero eso nunca me detuvo, desde pequeño quise ser como los demás. Una pareja de mariposas

Life is like a box of... (please read!)Life is like a box of chocolates...
Some are black and some are white; and the box is made in china...
Now before you turn around or start to yell please read on....

I don't know if you've ever heard this - but i hope you read this anyways ( for your well- being)

The truth is, people in the western hemisphere will find this quote hilarious and shrug it off.... While others will say "hmm that's true... in a way" and others will be utterly offended by it.
the thing is Life truly is like a box of chocolates! But the saying is different...
Most people might assume it's something along the lines of "you never know what's in it" and choose to leave it at that.
I don't see their point....
If you never know what's in it, you might not want to open it or even taste the contents!
That's why i say this:

Life is like a box of chocolates, as long as the chocolate tastes good nothing else matters! Tee hee
Hope this che

Helen of TroyG1, AU. When a Decepticon mind-control plot goes awry, Autobot Air Commander Starscream falls madly in love with the person he hates most. Will he win her heart...or end up wrapped in a straightjacket by Optimus Prime, who is beginning to suspect that his Air Commander has lost his marbles?

162 pages, Rated T.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5439549/1/Helen-of-Troy

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AbsurdI just want to be heard.
Is that hard for people to see?
Is it, my vision is blurred.
Is there a reason im down on my knees?

It seems I hold onto every word,
saying anything would be gutsy.
But every day I come home with my speech slurred,
sure mom, I was drinking Iced Tea.

Im the one you blame when someone was murdered,
and everyone would agree.
And my defense would go unheard,
im the person you naturally dont believe.

Im that person you think is absurd,
to everyone else I was simply absentee.
But if you were dying, I wouldnt give you the cure,
your grave would make the best sight-see.

I dont see why some people are adored,

ForeclosureI know when the feeling starts,
I feel a certain spark,
before the wind comes and butchers my heart.
The only moment I dont care for flaws,
I pick up my food and begin to gnaw.
But I feel tired in my jaw,
I see bite marks on my last three straws.
I know outside the devil is dancing on my lawn,
waiting for when I come into his claws,
pushing me down and forcing me to crawl.
Im living in this world of despond,
people ask questions, but dont care to stay for a response.
And I know I see blood on the cloth,
because every time I draw,
I swear I keep seeing faces on the wall.
When I see the man get mauled,
I can never help but stare

Staring At FateYour words are like posion, making my wounds feel so numb. Im sick of eating from your crumbs, and one day I will have had enough.
Life this way is rough, its hard to pretend your tough. You dont really know where the beatings come from, all you know is that they hit like a drum. Sometimes holy water can be your drug, coming home bloody and drunk. Some emotions you cant overcome, it feels like acid draining into your lungs. All these bittersweet sins drowning on the tip of my tongue, fill my soul with vomit and offer me a piece of gum. My smile is aluminum, my veins are filled with red-rum. Im waiting for the punishments that are surly soon

Distant LoveSometimes the truth is hard to admit,
I often find it hard to keep a solid stare.
I didnt expect this when we first met,
now you have me gasping for air.

People say I might as well quit,
but they have never listened to my prayers.
But when I talk to you, I seem to forget,
a person like you is really rare.

I enjoy every little bit,
but when I look around, your not there.
Sometimes I get upset,
but you always seem to take away my despair.

But I promised myself not to give in,
but it feels like im rotting in jail.
But who else can make me feel like this?
Nothing else can even compare...

This time, im being forced to commit,
but

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High School Never Ends

by ~Despond, Jan 30, 2013, 2:47:18 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories

School sucks.
You count down the days until the year is over, only for another year to be thrown in your face. The social harrasment, the immaturity, the stupidity, the lack of liberty.
And when you finally leave?

Still climbing up that socal ladder. Still care about your looks, your style, the car you drive. Thugs and ghetto wannabes still run around, you still see the goths in town, the nerdy know it alls, the frizzy haired scenes, the quiet artist, the loud abnoxious retard, the preppy holister and abocrombie zombies, and those tomboy girls who end up going gay in their twenties. Youll never guess what the old popular girl did, and that old preppy guy had a baby so I guess he really is straight!
You still dont fit in anywhere, you still listen to same music, you still always seem to fuck up in public, and you still hear two faces bitches trying to set a new trend. Nothing changes but the faces, the friends, and the fact it will never end. So take a look at your mugshots from now and then, its hard to say its much different? Seen it all before, atleast now im out of my parents house.
Whos pregnant now? Did she finally have an ultrasound? That girl had so much makeup on she looked like the Mcdonalds clown! Does that girl ever smile instead of frown?
I heard he gets all the girls! Hes a player, hes had sex more than I can count. Though shes a slut, you can tell by her outfit. Tell me do we ever grow up, or do we always end up throwing up? Im about to start giving up.

HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS.

High School Never Endsby ~Despond

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Here we go again.

I think we all know what song inspired this.

~DarkenedSoul12 Jan 30, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

hahaha UUUMMMM what song inspired this? idfk...

i can think of a few... Hollywood Whore (U KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN) or Alive? O_O OOORRRRR

i dont know my brain is dead, i been listening to P-Roach all day and now im listening to The Drunken Whaler on replay XD

~Despond Jan 30, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

High school never ends by bowling for soup.

XD NOO.

I was listening to Seether all day O.O

~DarkenedSoul12 Jan 30, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

oooooohhhhhh thats why i didnt know XD i dun listen to dem

~Despond Jan 30, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Listen to the song :[

~DarkenedSoul12 Jan 30, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

..ok? maybe laterz XD

~Jakari Jan 30, 2013

Seen it all before. I want my money back.

~Despond Jan 30, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

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